Keep Your Noise Between the Ditches and Smokey Out of Your Britches!
My uncle and Godparent Steve spent years as an insurance salesman. One day, he decided to become a truck driver and has now been on the road in every state except Alaska and Hawaii.
He’s not your average trucker - making it to church every Sunday and cooking meals in a portable wok.
His recently retired sister (my aunt Elaine) is running shotgun with him across the country. One of their runs just happened to bring them to New Jersey and a free day to come visit Anna and I in the Dirty Side (New York City).
They don’t know where they’re supposed to go next and apparently that’s how it normally works. They just tell you when you get there.
I e-mailed my aunt some CB Slang to practice on the trip.
That’s a big 10-4 - be on the lookout for Pregnant Rollerskates, County Mounties and Crotch-Rocket Cowboys. Get your ears on.
